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DotNetDevHouse

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DotNetDevHouse, a very Web 2.0, synergized un-conference! (powered by Ruby on Railzzz )


What is DotNetDevHouse?

DotNetDevHouse is what has come from the formerly named CocoaDevHouse. Formerly an organization dedicated to the proliferation of Cocoa development until we all saw the light and realized that .NET truly was the most elite means for powering our managed data model driven blogosphere.

 

What does DotNetDevHouse look like?

Because of DotNetDevHouse's status of running on the bleeding edge of the tech industry, all DotNetDevHouse members are asked to only wear all black, including the very-Greg-Proops-black-rimmed glasses. If you're going to be on the cutting edge, you should look like you live on the cutting edge.

 

What are some DotNetDevHouse keywords?

If you're new to DotNetDevHouse, just show up at some our meetings talking like a pro, words like "blogosphere" "ajax" "xml" "rss" "sydifirox0rification" "blogonetically-speaking" "ajaxilogically" "returnoninvestment-optimized" "omfg" (sound that out "oh-em-eff-gee") "services-based architecture" and of course, bring duct tape; for the love of god, bring duct tape.

 

How does DotNetDevHouse smell?

DotNetDevHouse smells like sweet glorious AJAX-powered sugar. (Please contact your nearest l337-vendor to purchase OMFGAJAX™, the new scent from Chanel)

 

Disclaimer.

This would be so much more funny if I didn't pay rent with .NET. Please don't hurt me.

-R. Tyler Ballance

 

"Worst DevHouse Ever"

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